Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Research results in the wrong hands always leads to a good time...

Did you know that "One in 20 women has NEVER had sex sober because they lack body confidence"??? That's right, according to the article in the Daily Mail (a reputable source I know) a new study has found that women enjoy both drinking and sex, and God forbid they also enjoy putting those two things together. But the real news here is that apparently, when a woman decides to have a drink on a date and then having some sexy time on that same date, they are actually doing it because they lack body confidence. Not because it is fun, not because it is enjoyable, not even because it is some sort of social norm, or even a social lubricant, but really it is because all of us ladies out here are very self conscious about our bodies and need to toss back a few before we can let those men get a good look at us. While the study in question may have found, as suggested by this oh so well written article, that a few drinks helps the ladies loosen there inhibitions and become more adventurous, how exactly does that directly translate into lacking body confidence I would love to know!

Also, it says that on average the women in the study had eight partners but was drunk with at least five of them. What the heck kind of random thing is that to say. For example, lets take a 35 years old woman who has had eight long term partners and also likes to drink sometimes. More then likely she probably got drunk with her partners at least once or twice and I would guess could possibly even have had drunken sex with her partners once or twice. So, even though she probably didn't have drunken sex with her partners every time she had sex with them, she probably did have drunken sex with them at least once. Making their sentence true, but what the heck does that even really mean??? Is that supposed to be a bad thing and some indication that she lacks body confidence?

Seriously people, can't a lady have her drink and enjoy her sex too? WTF?

Silly Article

1 comment:

hotpants said...

i looked for this "research" online and could not find it. but what i did find was that was info on the "people" that conducted the study, the company femfresh. http://www.femfresh.co.uk/

they have everything to win from a study that shows that women are ashamed of their bodies. boo hiss for horrible industry "studies" and wahoo for spotting this article hotstuff.

now you should write a letter to the editor. pluease.